O Canada (New Version)

O Canada, our living quarters and aboriginals persons, including Inuit, Métis, and First Nations land

True patriot love, implying affection, but not in a sexual way, in all thy gender non-specific spouse offspring's suggestion

With growing hearts, we get horny, the true North strong and free

From far and weight-challenged, O Canada, we stand or sit on guard for thee

Non-denominational, gender-unspecified supreme being keep our land, glorious and free

O Canada, we stand ready to sit down and discuss our differences in a civilized manner for thee

O Canada, we stand ready to sit down and discuss our differences in a civilized manner for thee

This is an O Canda I would stand for!