About Me

Found 1923, March 22 in top secret location of a U.F.O crash site, OldManRivers was put on this earth for a reason no one will ever know. Scientist took Mr.Rivers to laboratorys in four different locations across the world. These locations extremely secret. They studied him for 13 years, unable to figure out where he came from or why he crash landed hear on earth. When they asked him questions he would only yell out one thing; Hamburgers eat hotdogs! He would scream it, over and over again. Some of the scientist belived he was originally from a neiboring galaxy long away and left his planet in outer space, but there was no way they could prove how if he did this or why. Eventually the scientists decided to freeze his body, and never to be un..frozded..umm.... untill 1989, July 19. On that day he was un..frozd..ed and he went crazy, breaking everything in site, screaming the same words as before, and escaped the laboratorie. He made his way to New Zealand, where he was found by a Maori family that lived in the wilderness. They took him into their home where they let him live. They taught him their language and about their ways of life. Mr.Rivers felt he was ready to start of on another adventure after 2 years of living with the Maori family. He travelled by boat up to South America. There he lived with a large group of kola bears. They also taught him their language and ways. He lived with them for about 3 years before he moved to Scotland where he lived alone in a small village called Findhorn. There he lived in an abandoned cottage and figured out things on his own. After about 5 years of that, he felt he was to lonely and wanted to meet more people, so moved to Canada. Now Mr.Rivers lives with a family who found him sleeping down the river inside the buggy area. He is uber-happy with his family and loves them to death...especcialy his little brother. In present time, Mr.Rivers enjoys improv, singing, practicing his indigenous ways, blogging, books, playing guitar, laughing at people who fall, telling dirrty jokes, blogging, kicking over stuff, breathing, books, singing, and he also very much enjoys blogging. You can find OldManRivers usually at the Choices, downtown on granville street, on the computer, Shelley's house, up to no good on pecker point, or infront of any televison that is playing Since You Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson, screaming along with Kells awesome voice, although he did recently purchase a magic wand at Diagon Alley, and cast a spell on a stick to make it fly after watching Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings in the one day...so he could be anywhere.....dun dun duuuuunn.......